Phantasmal
My name is Nicole. I live in Maine with my boyfriend, some pet mice, and two large carnivorous fish named Ricky Bobby and Liberace.



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givemeinternet:

Blood Moon gif stabilized and slowed.
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drunkenfaerie:

officialunitedstates:

Many of us know Olive Garden’s slogan When You’re Here, You’re Family.  Well, I recently put that to the test.
The tables were wooden and nice to sit at.  The chairs were also comfortable.  The view wasn’t anything special, but there was a pretty cool looking van in the Walmart parking lot that had flames on its sides. 
I was immediately offered wine, and after admitting I was underage, refused wine.  If you’re going to offer me wine, please don’t rescind your offer.  It’s common courtesy.
The napkins were probably the highlight.  They were cloth and worked really well at cleaning the windows.  One waiter told me I didn’t have to do that, but I insisted.  After all, I like a good, clear view of parking lots.  Who doesn’t.
Finally, it was time to order.  I went with the pizza.  The menu said I could pick four toppings, so I chose half portions of eight toppings.  There were only seven to choose from, though, so I made one up.  “…and blorgaspork.”
"Sorry?  What is blorgaspork?"
"That’s your job to know, now isn’t it."
After a reasonable wait, my food arrived.  It was a really good meal, not exactly overpriced, but not exactly underpriced either.  It was just priced.
My waiter soon arrived and asked me if I wanted dessert. 
"Steve," I said, "Have a seat."
He did.
"I have this business idea.  And while I’m here, and we’re family, I was hoping you could give me a loan."
Steve tried to laugh it off.  Like it was some kind of joke.  I was offended and he could tell.  “Steve, this isn’t a joke.”
Steve looked a bit nervous.  I grabbed his hands and pinned them to the table.  “Are we family or not, Steve.”
"Not in the literal sense…" said Steve.  I wasn’t going to let him reason his way out of this one. 
"Look, Steve.  I cleaned your windows.  Family does that for each other.  They clean each others’ windows.  Now, don’t you think I deserve that loan?  We’re family, Steve, we’re family."
Steve handed me 13 bucks.  “Thanks, Steve.”
★★★☆☆


oh my fuck
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"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."
n.t.  (via yoforbes)
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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

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muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

This is beautiful
muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

This is beautiful
muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

This is beautiful
muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

This is beautiful
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sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
sp0iledbabe:

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.


This just made me cry I’m convinced some angels live on earth
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thisishardcorefest:

Goodnight sweet prince.